Please note that the wearing of our apparel, gear, or merchandise does not, in any way, guarantee athletic prowess, skill enhancement, or a magical transformation from 3 to MVP. While our high-quality attire is designed to make you look like a pro, we cannot be held responsible for any subpar performances, missed shots, or dumb dinks that may occur while you're decked out in our gear.

Good players wear our apparel to showcase their talent. Bad players wear it to at least look good while missing every shot. If you still trip over your own feet, it’s not the fault of snazzy footwear, don't blame us....

In conclusion, whether you're scoring the winning point or providing comic relief for the crowd, our apparel is here to support you ... stylistically, not skillfully.

Wear it proudly, play at your own risk.

Play Safe. Dress Well. Lower Expectations.